My Phone Lied To Me This Morning

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo) 12/01/2014 at 09:48 • Filed to: Stupid Phones, Stupid Apps, First World Problems

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25

35.

That is the number of degrees Fahrenheit it is outside today. The weather app on my phone said it was going to be 57 degrees F, which it was, yesterday .

Yesterday I did not need a sweater. Today I absolutely fucking want one. But I did not wear one, because I thought it would be 57 degrees outside. My phone it trying to kill me.

Now I'm stuck at work, without a sweater, and it's cold outside.

Fuck.

EDIT: Local weather forecast is calling for a high of 38. Checked Bing.com which provides the data for the weather app I used; Bing thinks it's going to be 57 today.

Microsoft is trying to kill us all.

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 09:51

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It is killing you by making you slightly chilly? You phone really needs to step up its game.

Milky > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 09:52

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Pro tip: Its cold in the morning and then warms up.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Milky 12/01/2014 at 09:54

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Duh.

I checked the local TV station's weather report. It might get to 36.

FKA-RacecaR > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 09:55

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Mine does the same thing, until I let it refresh, because, you know, I'm not impatient. HAHA!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CalzoneGolem 12/01/2014 at 09:56

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No. It needs to not even try. I can end its existence at anytime I choose.

But, then I would be without a phone...

Oh God...They've already won.

*climbs to roof of tallest building around and jumps off*

Milky > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 09:56

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I don't know where you live but here if the high is 57, I fully expect a 30 degree morning.

Just sayin'.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Milky 12/01/2014 at 09:59

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Yeah. I'm not an idiot. I know it's colder in the morning than in the evening, generally.

However it's only going to get to 38 today. 38=/=57.

Stop being so pedantic.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > FKA-RacecaR 12/01/2014 at 09:59

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I refreshed the weather app twice. It said the same thing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:07

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Accurate way to gauge weather: open front door, step outside. Using the power of feels, add or subtract clothing to reach a level of acceptable comfort. While out, analyze the sky to attempt to predict circumstances of possible precipitation.

Milky > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:07

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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2014 at 10:10

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Does not help predict clothing requirements beyond that moment.

I can deal with being chilly in the morning if it is indeed going to be warm enough in the afternoon. Today however, it is not going to be warm enough in the afternoon.

Lekker > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:12

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Max of 28 over here. And strong winds... I feel your pain!

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:13

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*loots ADabOfOppo's corpse*

Hey! Neat phone!

thebigbossyboss > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:14

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Well...I mean it is winter.

FKA-RacecaR > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:37

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It does the same thing on my wife's phone. Not sure what phone you are using, but we started having small issues with weather apps after a recent upgrade.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:43

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*checks temperature. It's is now -11 deg F outside*

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > FKA-RacecaR 12/01/2014 at 10:46

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Nokia Lumia 920 running Windows Phone 8.1 Dev Preview Update 1.

App was MSN Weather, powered by Bing.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 12/01/2014 at 10:46

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Wow. That sucks.

Can you not move?

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:47

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Considering I just closed on my house 8 days ago I'm gonna say no.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 12/01/2014 at 10:49

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Well, in that case...

You've brought this upon yourself and I have no sympathy.

jariten1781 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 10:59

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Whenever I retire a coat from the rotation it becomes my office coat just for situations like this. Just leave it in the corner and it will always be there to warm you when the weather doesn't cooperate.

Started doing it after a day when it was 80 degrees in the morning and had dropped to below freezing by 1. Stupid plains weather.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > jariten1781 12/01/2014 at 11:05

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Sadly I have to wear business attire and do not have a nice coat to leave at work. I did wear a coat into work today as it was cold this morning, however I would have preferred to have a sweater on as well.

I may just go buy one at lunch.

jariten1781 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 11:15

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Roger. As a fellow business attire slave I've felt the pain. Now, however, I keep one of these in the office to throw on when the heat isn't working to my liking. Grabbed it at a local Goodwill store for like 15 bucks at lunch one day after freezing my ass off all morning.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/POLO-Ralph…

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > jariten1781 12/01/2014 at 11:19

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If that were charcoal grey or dark chocolate brown I'd get it.

Wearing dark navy, grey, and dark brown today. The black won't match. Yes I care.

jariten1781 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/01/2014 at 11:24

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Haha, we're of the same mind. Mine is dark brown and 90% of my work clothes are on the brown spectrum (unless I'm presenting in which case I'd just freeze to keep up appearances).